2010 and The Runny Poops

It sure has been a while since I graced this blog. At the time of it's creation, I thought I was going to change the internet with my vulgarity, but the only thing I did was bore the shit out of everyone and totally ignore the blog itself. Who's fault might this be? Well first I would like to blame myself, I am a lazy fat fucker with too much time on my hands, and not enough drive in my loins. What's really a shocker is that I love to write shit like this. There is nothing I would rather do than just post over and over again, if only I had the time.

But alas life gets in the way and things you thought you were going to devote yourself to, become something of a wistful fantasy instead of a reality. The point of this whole blog was for me to write, what I used to call, the Poison Pen Journals. Back in High School I would fill notebooks full of things that would bother the shit out of me. My best friend used to think these were priceless words of wisdom and I have since regressed in my commentary of the world around me. A lot of my regression comes from the fact that I rarely converse with the outside world these days. I am normally at home, taking care of my two wonderful kids, and I don't get the chance to get out of the house much.

Does this mean I just sit home all day and do nothing, well not at all, I am a parent now. That takes up A LOT of my free time. There is cleaning, laundry, bathing, lunches, dinners, school, homework and socializing that comes with having children. The bottom line is I have to be there for them, and this takes most of my free time. Yeah, they go to bed at like 9pm and there is plenty of time after they sleep to do stuff, but by then I am tired from the day and usually just veg out in front of the TV or with a good Comic Book. I am a total Geek most days and I freely admit that....

...continued soon

Michael