A week ago I was taking a piss and I reached into my shorts, compression shorts for all of you keeping track at home, and my penis was fucking molting. This came as a shock to me since the last time I took a piss it seemed just fine. I don't examine my crank on every reveal, but it seemed to be just fine the last time I took a piss. This time however my shaft was peeling and gross looking. I would put up some pictures of my penis and it's molting problem, but my telephoto lens has since broken and if I use a normal lens it might not show up well enough. Some things are just too small for the naked eye or wide angle lens.
After seeing my shaft in such a sorry state I decided to venture out of the house and grab some baby oil. Now baby oil and I have a history together. I used plenty of that stuff in the early years of pubescence. It was a match made in basement heaven. Locking my bedroom door and shuffling off into bliss with a handful of baby oil and a towel at the ready.
This just doesn't happen any longer. The Baby Oil turned from secret pleasure to something needed for medical reasons. Is this a sign of getting older? Surely my ballsack and crank are getting older. I guess they need attention still, it's just in a different manner. God I can't wait to get even older. I wonder what's around the bend for me and my junk.
Michael
the best laid plans
2 years ago
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